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// DIE DATENBANK const mData = { taylor: { name: "Taylor Swift", desc: "Dramatic, highly emotional, and writes sad songs in her head whenever the food bowl is only half full. Holds grudges forever." }, snoop: { name: "Snoop Dogg", desc: "Chill, relaxed, and loves catnip a little too much. Can mostly be found sleeping on the warmest spot in the house." }, mozart: { name: "W.A. Mozart", desc: "A classical genius. Highly sophisticated, demands premium wet food, and looks at you with absolute disdain if you misbehave." }, mercury: { name: "Freddie Mercury", desc: "A true showman! 'I want to break free!' is their motto every time a door is closed. Extremely loud and theatrical." }, adele: { name: "Adele", desc: "Sings absolute heartbreak ballads at 3 AM from the hallway. Very emotional and demands your constant comfort." }, eminem: { name: "Eminem", desc: "Aggressive playstyle. Raps (hisses) at incredible speed and spits hairballs like he's dropping hot bars." }, billie: { name: "Billie Eilish", desc: "Whispers, hides under the bed, moody but brilliant. Has a unique, slightly spooky aesthetic." }, elvis: { name: "Elvis Presley", desc: "The King. Swaggers around the house, wiggles his tail, and loves being the center of attention." }, beyonce: { name: "Beyoncé", desc: "Flawless. Runs the world (the house) and demands absolute worship from all human staff members." }, ed: { name: "Ed Sheeran", desc: "Sweet, acoustic (purrs a lot), and just wants to cuddle on the couch. A universally loved ginger-vibe." }, gaga: { name: "Lady Gaga", desc: "Highly eccentric. Wears weird outfits (gets stuck in plastic bags) and does completely unpredictable things." }, kurt: { name: "Kurt Cobain", desc: "Pure Grunge. Messy hair, destroys furniture for fun, and has a strong anti-vet (anti-establishment) attitude." }, beethoven: { name: "Beethoven", desc: "Deaf to your commands. Moody, intense, and dramatically paces around the room when hungry." }, rihanna: { name: "Rihanna", desc: "Unapologetic. Knocks your expensive glasses off the table while maintaining eye contact. Doesn't care at all." }, mj: { name: "Michael Jackson", desc: "Moonwalks away from the vacuum cleaner. A smooth criminal who constantly steals your socks." }, celine: { name: "Celine Dion", desc: "Hits the absolute highest, most dramatic notes the second they hear the sound of a wet food can opening." }, mariah: { name: "Mariah Carey", desc: "The ultimate Diva. Refuses to walk on cold floors and gives the dog the 'I don't know her' look." }, marley: { name: "Bob Marley", desc: "Peace, love, and good vibes. Spends 90% of the day lying peacefully in a sunbeam." }, elton: { name: "Elton John", desc: "Flamboyant and loves playing the piano (walking all over your laptop keyboard while you work)." }, bowie: { name: "David Bowie", desc: "A literal alien. Probably has different colored eyes, acts weird, but is absolutely mesmerizing." } }; const mQuestions = [ { q: "The food bowl is only half full. How does your cat react?", a: [ {t: "Sings a loud, tragic heartbreak ballad", l:["adele", "celine", "taylor"]}, {t: "Knocks it over. Disrespectful.", l:["rihanna", "kurt", "eminem"]}, {t: "Looks at me with elitist disappointment", l:["mozart", "beyonce", "mariah"]}, {t: "Doesn't care, goes back to sleep", l:["snoop", "marley", "ed"]} ]}, { q: "What is your artist's favorite hobby?", a: [ {t: "Catnip & Chilling in a sunbeam", l:["snoop", "marley", "billie"]}, {t: "Dramatic zooming and screaming", l:["mercury", "gaga", "elton"]}, {t: "Walking over my laptop keyboard", l:["elton", "mozart", "beethoven"]}, {t: "Stealing my socks smoothly", l:["mj", "elvis", "rihanna"]} ]}, { q: "The Vacuum Cleaner turns on. Their reaction?", a: [ {t: "Moonwalks out of the room immediately", l:["mj", "elvis", "ed"]}, {t: "Hides under the bed and whispers", l:["billie", "kurt", "taylor"]}, {t: "Stands their ground and hisses", l:["eminem", "rihanna", "beethoven"]}, {t: "Demands the staff turns it off", l:["beyonce", "mariah", "mozart"]} ]}, { q: "How does your cat communicate with you?", a: [ {t: "A loud, theatrical 3 AM solo concert", l:["mercury", "celine", "adele"]}, {t: "Soft acoustic purring and headbutts", l:["ed", "marley", "elvis"]}, {t: "Silent, judgmental staring", l:["billie", "beethoven", "snoop"]}, {t: "Constant demanding diva-meows", l:["mariah", "beyonce", "gaga"]} ]}, { q: "A door in the house is closed. What happens?", a: [ {t: "Sings 'I Want To Break Free' loudly", l:["mercury", "elton", "gaga"]}, {t: "Destroys the carpet in front of it", l:["kurt", "eminem", "rihanna"]}, {t: "Writes a sad mental song about rejection", l:["taylor", "adele", "celine"]}, {t: "Doesn't care, takes a nap", l:["snoop", "marley", "ed"]} ]}, { q: "If your cat had a signature 'Look', what would it be?", a: [ {t: "Flawless, perfectly groomed coat", l:["beyonce", "mariah", "mozart"]}, {t: "Messy hair, grunge vibe", l:["kurt", "ed", "beethoven"]}, {t: "Weird but iconic (e.g. stuck in a bag)", l:["gaga", "bowie", "elton"]}, {t

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// Die Intelligenz-Datenbank (Realistisch übertrieben) const ciqData = { questions: [ { q: "The 'Red Dot' appears on the wall. Your cat's reaction?", a: [ {t: "Ignores it. They know it's a physics construct controlled by you.", p: 20}, // Genie {t: "Chases it briefly to humor you, then walks away judgingly.", p: 15}, // Smart {t: "Goes full tactical mode. Chattering teeth. Pupils dilated.", p: 5}, // Average {t: "Runs headfirst into the wall trying to eat the light.", p: 0} // Orange Behavior ]}, { q: "It is 3:00 AM. The house is silent. What is your cat doing?", a: [ {t: "Conducting gravity experiments by pushing expensive items off shelves.", p: 20}, {t: "Singing the song of their people in the hallway for acoustics.", p: 10}, {t: "Sleeping peacefully. (Suspiciously peaceful).", p: 5}, {t: "Sprinting violently from room to room fighting invisible demons.", p: 15} ]}, { q: "You bought a $150 ergonomic cat bed. Where is the cat sleeping?", a: [ {t: "In the cardboard box the bed came in.", p: 20}, // Tactical brilliance {t: "On your face, suffocating you gently.", p: 15}, {t: "On a pile of clean laundry you just folded.", p: 10}, {t: "Actually in the bed. (Something is wrong with your cat).", p: 0} ]}, { q: "How does your cat handle a closed door?", a: [ {t: "Learns to turn the handle and opens it. (Velociraptor style).", p: 25}, {t: "Paws underneath it relentlessly until you break psychologically.", p: 15}, {t: "Screams at the door until the sound waves force it open.", p: 10}, {t: "Sits there and accepts their fate as a prisoner.", p: 0} ]}, { q: "The food bowl is 80% full. Your cat's assessment?", a: [ {t: "It is empty. I will starve within the hour. Meow loudly.", p: 15}, // Manipulative genius {t: "Eats the center out, then demands a refill of the 'fresh' sides.", p: 20}, // Strategic {t: "Knocks the bowl over to inspect the kibble on the floor.", p: 10}, {t: "Just eats the food like a normal animal. (Low IQ).", p: 5} ]}, { q: "You are on an important Zoom call with your boss. The cat...", a: [ {t: "Jumps on desk, displays butt-hole to camera. Establishes dominance.", p: 25}, {t: "Decides this is the perfect time for loud, aggressive grooming.", p: 15}, {t: "Sleeps in the background looking cute. (Playing the long game).", p: 10}, {t: "Ignores you completely.", p: 5} ]} ], // Das Bewertungssystem (Basis-IQ 60 + Punkte) results: [ { min: 120, title: "Evil Mastermind (IQ 140+)", desc: "Your cat is smarter than you. They are only staying with you because you have thumbs to open cans. They are likely plotting world domination right now. Sleep with one eye open." }, { min: 90, title: "Calculated Manipulator (IQ 115)", desc: "Highly intelligent sociopath. They know exactly how to annoy you for maximum efficiency. They don't love you, they *manage* you." }, { min: 60, title: "Standard Apex Predator (IQ 95)", desc: "Average feline intelligence. Sharp claws, mediocre problem-solving skills. Mostly runs on instinct, naps, and entitlement." }, { min: 0, title: "Single Brain Cell (IQ 72)", desc: "Bless their heart. The lights are on, but nobody is home. Likely orange, or spiritually orange. They possess pure chaotic energy and zero thoughts." } ] }; let ciqTotalScore = 0; let ciqCurrentIdx = 0; // Basis IQ Score, damit es "echt" aussieht const baseIQ = 60; function ciqStart() { ciqTotalScore = 0; ciqCurrentIdx = 0; document.getElementById('ciq-intro').classList.add('ciq-hidden'); document.getElementById('ciq-result').classList.add('ciq-hidden'); document.getElementById('ciq-quiz').classList.remove('ciq-hidden'); ciqRender(); } function ciqRender() { const q = ciqData.questions[ciqCurrentIdx]; document.getElementById('ciq-q-text').innerText = q.q; // Progress Bar Update const progress = ((ciqCurrentIdx) / ciqData.questions.length) * 100; document.getElementById('ciq-progress-bar').style.width = `${progress}%`; const box = document.getElementById('ciq-options'); box.innerHTML = ''; q.a.forEach(a => { const b = document.createElement('div'); b.className = 'ciq-ans-btn'; // Kleines Icon vor jeder Antwort für besseren Look b.innerHTML = `👉 ${a.t}`; b.onclick = () => { ciqTotalScore += a.p; if(++ciqCurrentIdx < ciqData.questions.length) ciqRender(); else ciqFinish(); }; box.appendChild(b); }); } function ciqFinish() { document.getElementById('ciq-quiz').classList.add('ciq-hidden'); // Final IQ Calculation (Base + Score) const finalIQ = baseIQ + ciqTotalScore; const res = ciqData.results.find(r => ciqTotalScore >= r.min); // Animierter Counter für den IQ Score animateValue("ciq-final-score", 0, finalIQ, 1500); document.getElementById('ciq-result-title').innerText = res.title; document.getElementById('ciq-result-desc').innerText = res.desc; document.getElementById('ciq-result').classList.remove('ciq-hidden'); // Progress bar voll machen document.getElementById('ciq-progress-bar').style.width = '100%'; } // Hilfsfunktion für die Zahlen-Animation function animateValue(id, start, end, duration) { let startTimestamp = null; const step = (timestamp) => { if (!startTimestamp) startTimestamp = timestamp; const progress = Math.min((timestamp - startTimestamp) / duration, 1); document.getElementById(id).innerHTML = Math.floor(progress * (end - start) + start); if (progress < 1) { window.requestAnimationFrame(step); } }; window.requestAnimationFrame(step); } // --- SHARE FUNCTIONS --- function getShareText() { const iq = document.getElementById('ciq-final-score').innerText; const title = document.getElementById('ciq-result-title').innerText; return `🧠 My cat took the @CatCeleb IQ Test.\n\nResult: IQ ${iq} - ${title}.\n\nTake the test here: ${window.location.href}`; } function ciqShareWA() { const text = getShareText(); window.open(`https://wa.me/?text=${encodeURIComponent(text)}`, '_blank'); } function ciqShareFB() { // Facebook erlaubt keinen vorausgefüllten Text mehr in der Web-API, nur die URL. const url = window.location.href; window.open(`https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=${encodeURIComponent(url)}`, '_blank'); } function ciqCopyInsta() { const text = getShareText(); const btn = document.getElementById('ciq-insta-btn'); navigator.clipboard.writeText(text).then(() => { btn.innerText = "✅ Copied for Story!"; btn.style.background = "#2ecc71"; setTimeout(() => { btn.innerText = "Copy for Insta"; // Reset background gradient btn.style.background = "linear-gradient(45deg, #405de6, #5851db, #833ab4, #c13584, #e1306c, #fd1d1d)"; }, 3000); }).catch(err => { console.error('Could not copy text: ', err); btn.innerText = "❌ Error Copying"; }); }